{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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