{"type":"general","setup":"What cheese can never be yours?","punchline":"Nacho cheese.","id":156}
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Hellions of Troy Roller Derby (HoTRD) is a flat track roller derby league based in the Capital District in New York State. Founded in 2008, the league is a member of the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA).
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?","punchline":"Because they use a strongly typed language.","id":73}
{"type":"general","setup":"What animal is always at a game of cricket?","punchline":"A bat.","id":153}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give a sick lemon?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":233}
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A freak is a person who is physically deformed or transformed due to an extraordinary medical condition or body modification. This definition was first attested with this meaning in the 1880s as a shorter form of the phrase \"freak of nature\", itself a broader term meaning \"whimsy or caprice of nature\", attributed at least as far back as 1847. The term's original neutral connotation became entirely negative during the 20th century; therefore, freak with its literal meaning of \"abnormally developed individual\" is viewed purely as a pejorative today. However, the term is also recently used playfully to refer to an enthusiast or obsessive person.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Bob Miller (second baseman)","displaytitle":"Bob Miller (second baseman)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q105704216","titles":{"canonical":"Bob_Miller_(second_baseman)","normalized":"Bob Miller (second baseman)","display":"Bob Miller (second baseman)"},"pageid":66743573,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Bob_Miller_Baseball.jpg","width":230,"height":345},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Bob_Miller_Baseball.jpg","width":230,"height":345},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1071766691","tid":"9ace4be6-8d67-11ec-a8a2-7110e906a3aa","timestamp":"2022-02-14T07:27:46Z","description":"Professional baseball player","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Miller_(second_baseman)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Miller_(second_baseman)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Miller_(second_baseman)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bob_Miller_(second_baseman)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Miller_(second_baseman)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bob_Miller_(second_baseman)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Miller_(second_baseman)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bob_Miller_(second_baseman)"}},"extract":"Bob Miller was a professional baseball second baseman who played in the Negro leagues in the 1920s and 1930s.","extract_html":"
Bob Miller was a professional baseball second baseman who played in the Negro leagues in the 1920s and 1930s.
"}{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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Feel My Power is the debut studio album by American rapper M.C. Hammer released in 1986 by Bu