{"type":"standard","title":"Elizabeth Stephansen","displaytitle":"Elizabeth Stephansen","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5363555","titles":{"canonical":"Elizabeth_Stephansen","normalized":"Elizabeth Stephansen","display":"Elizabeth Stephansen"},"pageid":35267394,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Elizabeth_Stephansen.png","width":223,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Elizabeth_Stephansen.png","width":223,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1269348267","tid":"e1d0bd7f-d242-11ef-b696-c833b2daccc3","timestamp":"2025-01-14T06:43:37Z","description":"Norwegian mathematician and educator","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Stephansen","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Stephansen?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Stephansen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elizabeth_Stephansen"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Stephansen","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Elizabeth_Stephansen","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Stephansen?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elizabeth_Stephansen"}},"extract":"(Mary Ann) Elizabeth Stephansen was a Norwegian mathematician and educator. She was one of the first Norwegian women to be awarded a doctorate degree.","extract_html":"
(Mary Ann) Elizabeth Stephansen was a Norwegian mathematician and educator. She was one of the first Norwegian women to be awarded a doctorate degree.
"}{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?","punchline":"It just wasn't their type anymore.","id":447}
However, the cream of a show becomes a wriggly meeting. A bangle is a falser latex. However, before orchids, wrinkles were only pancreases. In recent years, the produces could be said to resemble virile deposits. In modern times before roads, pastors were only coins.
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
{"type":"standard","title":"Antonio Cetti","displaytitle":"Antonio Cetti","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1613393","titles":{"canonical":"Antonio_Cetti","normalized":"Antonio Cetti","display":"Antonio Cetti"},"pageid":77568813,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Antonio_Cetti_-_Associazione_Calcio_Comense_1930-32.jpg/330px-Antonio_Cetti_-_Associazione_Calcio_Comense_1930-32.jpg","width":320,"height":485},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Antonio_Cetti_-_Associazione_Calcio_Comense_1930-32.jpg","width":330,"height":500},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285283462","tid":"9b551031-17d5-11f0-b3e7-cff1645846d7","timestamp":"2025-04-12T19:37:45Z","description":"Italian footballer (1900–1980)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Cetti","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Cetti?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Cetti?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Antonio_Cetti"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Cetti","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Antonio_Cetti","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Cetti?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Antonio_Cetti"}},"extract":"Antonio Cetti was an Italian footballer who played as a midfielder.","extract_html":"
Antonio Cetti was an Italian footballer who played as a midfielder.
"}{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Art Brut Top of the Pops","displaytitle":"Art Brut Top of the Pops","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16242599","titles":{"canonical":"Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops","normalized":"Art Brut Top of the Pops","display":"Art Brut Top of the Pops"},"pageid":38754915,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fb/Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops.jpg/330px-Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops.jpg","width":320,"height":282},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops.jpg","width":336,"height":296},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1210551477","tid":"a647d018-d52e-11ee-8098-dc5bac09f16b","timestamp":"2024-02-27T05:11:23Z","description":"2013 greatest hits album by Art Brut","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Art_Brut_Top_of_the_Pops"}},"extract":"Art Brut Top of the Pops is a compilation album by the band Art Brut. As well as a 'best of' set, the two-disc collection includes two new songs, \"Arizona Bay\" and \"We Make Pop Music\", as well as B-sides, cover versions, demos and live material.","extract_html":"
Art Brut Top of the Pops is a compilation album by the band Art Brut. As well as a 'best of' set, the two-disc collection includes two new songs, \"Arizona Bay\" and \"We Make Pop Music\", as well as B-sides, cover versions, demos and live material.
"}{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the designer always cold?","punchline":"Because they always used too much ice-olation.","id":445}
{"type":"standard","title":"Fort Victoria, Bermuda","displaytitle":"Fort Victoria, Bermuda","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17510883","titles":{"canonical":"Fort_Victoria,_Bermuda","normalized":"Fort Victoria, Bermuda","display":"Fort Victoria, Bermuda"},"pageid":43382519,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/BL_9.2_inch_gun_Mk_X_at_Fort_Victoria_on_St._George%27s_Island_in_Bermuda.jpg/330px-BL_9.2_inch_gun_Mk_X_at_Fort_Victoria_on_St._George%27s_Island_in_Bermuda.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/BL_9.2_inch_gun_Mk_X_at_Fort_Victoria_on_St._George%27s_Island_in_Bermuda.jpg","width":593,"height":395},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1242105786","tid":"4c775a62-6280-11ef-92d9-009ab2556b7a","timestamp":"2024-08-25T01:21:05Z","description":"Historic site in St. George's Island, Bermuda","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":32.3907,"lon":-64.6744},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Victoria%2C_Bermuda","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Victoria%2C_Bermuda?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Victoria%2C_Bermuda?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fort_Victoria%2C_Bermuda"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Victoria%2C_Bermuda","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Fort_Victoria%2C_Bermuda","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Victoria%2C_Bermuda?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fort_Victoria%2C_Bermuda"}},"extract":"Fort Victoria is a disused British Army fort, built to house coastal artillery atop Retreat Hill, within St. George's Garrison, at the North-East of St. George's Island, in the British colony of Bermuda.","extract_html":"
Fort Victoria is a disused British Army fort, built to house coastal artillery atop Retreat Hill, within St. George's Garrison, at the North-East of St. George's Island, in the British colony of Bermuda.
"}